I love chain messages. Oops, I meant receiving them and not sending them. Sometimes, they are so stupid, I give myself a double facepalm. "Avoid swimming and ponds, water ghost. Do not turn your head when someone calls you. Do not pick up things from the road including money. Mind your words. Do not play musical instruments after 6.30pm. Do not play music on loudspeaker. Do not sing traditional chinese songs on a junction. If you do not send this to 9 people, there will be someone sitting on your toilet bowl while you shower, there will be someone in the mirror. You will see someone waving to you at your door. There will be someone watching television programs beside you. There will be an illusion of how you die playing non stop. Up to you to believe or not, I'm afraid so I broadcast it. PS: Do not sent back to the same person and I'm not sorry for sending it to u." I kind of edited it a little to remove the short forms and added in an extra word. Whoever finds the extra word added in will not get a prize. Please don't ask me for a prize if you can't find it. ^o^ Why couldn't these senders spell out words in full? If they got the money to spam messages, they could at least put in some effort to type them fully. So I was thinking, this message is kind of funny. "Do not sing traditional chinese songs on a junction" - So that means I can sing them anywhere else, including spooky places? "If you do not send this to 9 people" - Why 9, and not 4 or 13? 9 is a good number in Chinese depending how you interpret. "there will be someone sitting on your toilet bowl while you shower" - I have a squat type toilet bowl. So will the 'someone' squat instead? " there will be someone in the mirror" - Why of course my dear. If I don't see myself in the mirror, that would be scarier. "You will see someone waving to you at your door." - Oh, I forgot to mention the altar is facing directly to the door. It even has a player which plays recited mantras 24/7. "There will be someone watching television programs beside you." - Of course, television time means family time. My mom will probably be sitting beside me.
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