Singaporeans are naturally born sprinters. (Singlish filled post)

Singaporeans can run fast. When I mean fast, it's real fast.


Why do I say that?
1. They can run a few hundred meters to their car before the carpark attendant can check their cars for coupon. These scrooges could possibly be Singapore's next top sprinter. They can afford tens of thousands of dollars on a car but cannot afford to pay even a $30 fine.


Look at an example here. Apparently, only the guy's car got fine while others didn't. 


"DEAR Mr X, You choose to drive a fancy car but don't tear out a 50-cent parking coupon, then refuse to pay your $30 fine, then cry foul that you're a victim of discrimination."


2. They run to free gifts faster than a ferrari. The moment these kiasu people hear there are free gifts, they would flock there like ants attracted sweet things. And I'm of them. :D


3. They 'siam' fast when there are troublesome tasks to do. 


Example:
Teacher: "Can someone volunteer to do -insert something here-?"
Everyone: *Silence*
Teacher: "If no one volunteers, I'm going to pick out."
Everyone: *Prays hard they never kenna*
Teacher chooses some.
They: *Starts making stupid excuses*
They: "Eh, I stomach pain ah, need go toilet." blah blah blah..
Teacher's face: -_-
Teacher: You can complain means you feeling well la, now get going.


Example:
A - "Can anyone help me carry these boxes?"
A turns around.
Everyone 'siam' fast fast.
A turns back and realized everyone 'siam' already.


So, I was thinking. If all these people can 'run' fast, why haven't they win a medal?